Hi. My name is Princess Consuela Banana hammock aka Samantha. Food, Dogs, Books, TV, Movies, Beautiful People, Food, Food, and more Food. "Death of fictional characters will be the death of me."



Dear Ladies,

When A guy says: 

Or: 

Your Reaction Should Be: 

Or: 

So When ‘The One’ Comes & Does This: 


This Is What He’ll See: 

And You Can Go Yeah I Saved All Of This For You: 

And Y’all Can Finally Get Down To Business Like: 

Ladies The Message I Was Trying To Convey Was Simply:



 Sep 9th -  328 notes - Reblog
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    XD
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    THANKS NICKI FOR THAT LOVELY ADVICE!! ALL OF MY COOKIES ARE STILL IN THE JAR!
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